cliffnotesofanerd

mishallaneously:

i want someone to draw pictures of misha or cas doing super mundane things like taxes, or unloading the dishwasher, or folding socks, or replacing one of those old lightbulbs with a twisty eco friendly one, or eating cherries while wearing a white shirt and being super careful about spitting the pit out into a bowl, or forgetting to take cookies out of the oven and finding them burnt, or burning his tongue on too hot coffee early in the morning. MUNDANE THINGS!!

whatbethsays

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK